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Porn Stars: Alana Evans
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #05
Dez must have been running short on time to meet up with Alana Evans. He came straight from his Harlem Globetrotters tryout. Apparently, they said Dez had some impressive performance skill, but he lacked one crucial characteristic: HE'S WHITE! Fucking cock slap douche bag! What sort of pathetic loser flies an American flag window clippy thing off a Benz? If you're going to be patriotic, do us all a favor and join the Army. See what they have to say about your guido blowout. All the dudes that you shower with will appreciate how much time you spend shaving the hair off every inch of your cock, balls and taint. The only potential salvation for this scene would have been if Alana kicked Dez squarely in his critter nuts.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 4, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Dez, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Blonde, Money Shot
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By Kangpin
Full DVD Review: Searching For The Anal Queen #03
At what point is one considered "legally old enough to have sex?" Does the government regulate sexual age now? Did the Patriot Act contain a sex clause of which I was unaware? Probably. That legislation strips away just about every other fucking thing I used to enjoy . . .like freedom. But I digress. This is a porn review, not a personal soapbox for political opinion. There is a more important agenda to discuss anyway, like Alana Evans. She's the bimbo whore that set me off on this tangent in the first place. She may not be Audrey Hollander - but few are. The best I can say about Alana is that she puts some effort into this scene. Getting reamed out this viciously has to take the heart of a lion.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Rick Masters, Ultra Hard, Directed By Kangpin, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Piercing, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Nikki Lynn
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Full DVD Review: Porno Chick
Briana Banks would have been the life of the party were she actually alive. Even as comatose as she is, most of the guys still prefer her to Alana and Nikki. But for every set of tits in the world, there is a man willing to fuck them. Nine times out of ten, that man is Ron Jeremy. He's able to handle Nikki and Alana at the same time - not a bad feat for a geezer his age. It's not like either of them is a handful. As far as porn star threesomes go, this is quite tame.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Nikki Lynn, Ron Jeremy, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Blonde, Feature, Money Shot, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Tom Byron
Full DVD Review: Lord Of Asses #03
You know Alana Evans. She's the soft-spoken nympho with the great laugh and the big smile. I don't think anything could possibly wipe that off her face today, because she is mega-excited to be fucking Tom Byron. He has her head spinning even before the cock flop. In fact, Alana is so geared up that she doesn't hesitate to toss Tom's salad. It definitely takes some extra special commitment to the scene. The dude has his legs back over his head like a baby getting its diaper changed. Not that it fazes Alana one bit. She licks his nipple for fuck's sake. You gotta believe that a girl is WAY into what she's doing when she busts out the nipple lick.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 23, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Tom Byron, Extreme Associates, Directed By Tom Byron, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Rimjob, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Jennifer Leigh
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Tom Byron
Full DVD Review: Lord Of Asses #02
Damn, these are quite the pair of close-up butt holes. You could study for a proctology exam with this footage. For anyone who takes their ass worship seriously (As seriously as Rob Black and Tom Byron can allow), you've found your nirvana. Even Tom's dirt star gets in on the action. There's ass flying everywhere in this scene. Some of it is cleaner than others. You can see that Jennifer definitely washes properly. On the other hand, Alana Evans is a prime candidate for anal bleaching. Yeah, I never thought I'd say that either.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 16, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Jennifer Leigh, Tom Byron, Extreme Associates, Directed By Tom Byron, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Rimjob, Salad Tossing, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Kelly Erikson
Produced by: Outback and Directed By Wes Emerson
Full DVD Review: Taking Chance?
Dude, it's a porno party. Bimbo sluts making out on the couch is obligatory. In this case, those bimbos happen to be Alana Evans and Kelly Erikson. Their hookup is meaningless to the plot, although it doesn't go without bringing something worthwhile to the table. A girl/girl scene thrown in to spice things up is always a welcome addition. It also acts as an excellent bridge between Aria's fucking Kyle and the inevitable fallout with Lee.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jun 13, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Kelly Erikson, Outback, Directed By Wes Emerson, Blonde, Feature, Lesbian, Toys
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Kelsey Hart, Kristy Myst
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Layne Parker
Full DVD Review: Frystix
What is this, "Reefer Madness?" I swear that I've seen this plot in an after school special. Alana Evans, the hard-partying college co-ed, mistakenly drops a cigarette into a tray of formaldehyde during a dissection lab. Later, when partying with friends, she shares the tainted smoke with the group. It wouldn't be sexy at all for everyone to keel over and die, so they have a psychedelic orgy instead. You laugh, but it's one of the better excuses I've seen for group sex as of late. It's especially entertaining because the "important parts" are well lit, while the overall scene maintains the mood lighting from the strobe. The girls won't win any awards for energy. Still, everyone looks like they have an excellent time.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Kelsey Hart, Kristy Myst, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Layne Parker, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature, Group, Toys
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Donita, Kristy Myst
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Layne Parker
Full DVD Review: Frystix
Well, this is it. We've officially gone from a loving couple having "normal" sex in the friendly confines of a bed to a giant morguey. (That's an orgy in a morgue, for those of you not keeping up with the language.) The act of desecrating such a morbid and sterile environment would be bad enough for the living. But bringing the actual corpses into the mix is vintage Rob Black. What's a horror story without a little necrophilia? Remember kids: don't try this at home. You never know when a big titted dead body might come back to life and want to join in your drug-fueled sex party.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on May 12, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Donita, Kristy Myst, Earl Slate, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Layne Parker, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Costumes, Feature, Group, Piercing, Sick and Demented
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Full DVD Review: Archer's Last Day
Let's assume for the sake of argument that Monique kicked Tom out of the house. That puts him in the proper predicament to be wandering around in the middle of the night, which in turn leads him to discover Alana. Why she's being so seductive one minute and such a prude the next is beyond me. If I could figure that one out, then I'd be writing books and not porn review dreck. Hell, I can't even figure out if this is supposed to be rape or consensual. Alana pogo's between digging everything Tom has going on and making these feeble attempts to resist. I gotta believe that anyone raped in the butt probably isn't getting it reverse cowgirl. That seems like a fairly easy position to wiggle your way out of. Then again, I've never been to prison.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 9, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Tom Byron, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Anal, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Alana Evans, Renee LaRue
Produced by: Wildlife Production and Directed By Bobby Rinaldi
Full DVD Review: X Rated Auditions #05
If you're going to break in a new porn guy, then this is the perfect situation to do it in. Alana Evans and Renee LaRue are all over each other. They obviously could not care less if Darren is involved in the scene or not. Were it up to them, they'd probably just send him home. But to be honest, nobody really wants to see that. For Darren, this combination gives him the best odds of holding out for a decent pop. Anytime he needs to settle, all he has to do is take a look at Renee. Her warlock face is enough to bring any man back from the brink of release. When he needs a pick-me-up, there's Alana. And even if everything doesn't go according to plan, the girls can definitely occupy themselves. They seem content to do that anyway.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alana Evans, Renee LaRue, Darren Blade, Wildlife Production, Directed By Bobby Rinaldi, Big Tits, Blonde, Rimjob, Threesome
