Tour Link: Tour All Internal Here
Videos: 287 (1920x1080, WMV, 8000 kbps, ~35 min. per)
Photo Sets: 287 (1500x1000, ~40 photos per)
Update Rate: Weekly
Exclusive: Yes
Search Engine: Yes (categories & sortable)
Two rather specific fantasies are covered in the content provided on All Internal. The first is the oh-so-taboo activity of the “cream pie” or internal cumshot. For those unfamiliar with the term, this is when a male ejaculates within a southern orifice of his partner. It is considered an especially uncommon and racy practice even in the increasingly jaded gonzo industry. This is largely because it provides an even higher chance that the women might get pregnant (if that hole was chosen); some time spent watching behind the scenes quickly imparts a desire to keep these women from reproducing (condoms could help, but us viewers do hate them so). It also requires lots of close-up shots of the model’s gaped hole(s) as she tries to squeeze out the recently donated fluids. The effort usually results in visuals reminiscent of the pulsating mouth of the Sarlacc, just much, much moister (and usually minus the tentacles).
The second fantasy is being able to witness porn stars copulating while possessing the body of a pre-adolescent Velociraptor. Granted, most of the video Perfect Gonzo produces for its sites has this appearance, but it really takes some time to get used to the high speed changes from tilted low angle shots to tilted high angle shots. Like Grover instructs we go near, far, near, far. To their credit, the camerawork is consistent, gives us both all encompassing shots of the action and gonzo close-ups and is steady and well lit. I just keep worrying for the actors because we all know ‘Raptors hunt in packs.
So All Internal is certainly an acquired taste. You must already have strong leaning towards gonzo-style. You also need to like Eastern European women. That may have gotten your ears to perk, but I should note that these aren’t the handpicked, untouched beauties that you’ll find on many glamour sites. Instead, these are a diverse selection from the genus Vulgaris Meretricis, or Common Whore. Thankfully, Eastern Europe’s whores tend to be vastly more attractive than the specimens found stateside. For example, I doubt you’ll ever catch one of theirs wearing sweatpants to go shopping.
There is also a certain professionalism and dedication to their trade that their American sisters don’t usually match. The women are often tossed around into different and increasingly uncomfortable positions by large men and then mercilessly pounded in every hole for extended takes. It isn’t uncommon to see the girls perched on a bar stool or even a metal railing while being assaulted from multiple directions. They aren’t allowed to lie back limply and catalogue their shopping list while their crotch is plundered. They’re being required to hold precariously balanced positions, and I really doubt one can be lost in thought when a large man is humping your mouth.
Not only does Perfect Gonzo expect a lot from their models, they also hold the bar pretty high for themselves and it shows in their websites. All Internal provides many different video sizes, maxing out at the ridiculous 1920x1080 resolution. It must be noted that this isn’t Blu-Ray picture perfect quality, but it will still look excellent on a high definition video system. They also provide streaming Flash video for the impatient ones among us. Matching photo sets are available and photoshopped to a Playboy-like plastic. Most importantly, the site has an Action Search that lets you search for scenes that contain specific sexual actions like gaping or double vaginal penetration. Albeit not all scenes are perfectly categorized, but it is a large step in the right direction. It is nice to see that they realize the website is as much a part of their product as their videos are.
One of the real strengths of All Internal (and frankly, all of Perfect Gonzo’s sites) is also a real weakness. They have developed a rigorous, specific formula for their scenes, and they do not stray from it, ever. When you load up a scene, you know you’ll be greeted by the models posing and stripping for the camera, then some oral sex play with the suddenly appearing male talent, then copious amounts of hardcore sex and finished with the internal cumshot and extensive footage admiring its result. While position changes are plentiful, each is seen in nearly all the videos. The only reliable variable in the scenes are the girls, but this is just their look, not their behavior – they tend to always be extremely submissive, moan loudly and performing messy, rough sex.
Months of this as your exclusive source of porn will generate a stagnant boredom, but there is also a sense of homey security in it. Any surprises are pleasant and usually it is just a nice and welcome diversion. After a long day’s work you can light a fire, put on your smoking jacket and slippers to settle down and watch a random Hungarian whore get ravaged and filled with a large load of man-gravy. At the end of the day, what really goes better with your cognac than that?
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Posted by: Toadsith on Mar 16, 2009
Rebel Tags: Website Reviews, Cream Pie Sites, Euro Sites, HD Video Sites
