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Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
Have you ever known someone whom you liked and were friends with despite the fact that they constantly pissed you off? That's how I feel about Barrett Blade. In all honesty, I like the dude. I appreciate what he's trying to do and his consistency in casting topnotch talent. However, that is almost the extent of his ability. . .a glorified PA. As a director, he's B-list. Every once in a while, a hint of competence will shine through, but it's usually overshadowed by glaring failure. This movie is a vivid demonstration. For starters, it peaks too early. Taryn and Kurt start things off well, and Harmony keeps it rolling into the second scene. Penny absolutely floors it in the third with one of the best performances that I've seen lately, and then the wheels fall off. Roxxxy Rush tanks, even with an impressive gaping anal. Then in what I consider to be a colossal tragedy, Sativa gets in over her head with Billy and Kris. There is no last hurrah to speak of. Only the dim glimmer of watery lights flickering ever lower into the depths.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade
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Porn Stars: Taryn Thomas
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
Taryn Thomas and embellishment go together like pastrami and swiss. One just isn't nearly as good without the other. For better or worse, that's her style, and she doesn't care whether the dude likes it or not. Luckily, Kurt Lockwood is easily convinced of most anything. "Yeah, Kurt, this dildo up your ass is going to do wonders for your career!" If he believes that, then he's bound to fall for all the cheerleading Taryn sends his way. Careful, Taryn, Kurt's ego is the last thing on his body that needs stroking. Just keep licking his asshole until you learn to play nice. She doesn't shy away from that shit at all. Now I know where she got such a dirty mouth. Even fast forwarding through this scene, you'd be hard pressed to find any given moment where you're more than two seconds away from Taryn screaming something absurd. She's like the female counterpart to Nick Manning! Imagine if the two of them got together? Mark my words - we're all over tracking down that title.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Taryn Thomas, Kurt Lockwood, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Harmony Rose
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
The desire for sex is an incredibly strong motivator. There is no underestimating the actions of someone whose mind is completely preoccupied with orgasm. They'll go to ridiculous lengths just for the possibility of a hedonistic hookup. Just think back to high school. When else in your life would you sneak out, brave elements or drive incredible distances for a shot at some nookie? By comparison, hiding behind a couch until parents are safely clear of the room doesn't seem that farfetched. It's a small price to pay for the opportunity to slut fuck, tag-team Harmony. You can't pass something like that up. How many high school or college gals do you know who can take two dicks in their pussy? Hell, fuck her for the story! Just don't tell it to anyone afterward or their first reaction is likely to be: "Wait. You had your dick rubbing against the other dude's dick? . . . OK, I know it was inside her pussy, but it's still touching dicks!"
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Harmony Rose, Joe Friday, Kris Knight, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Blonde, Double Penetration, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Penny Flame
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
It's awfully sad, but this is unquestionably the best set-up so far. Barrett is smart enough to just let Penny do what she does best - improvise the innocent, nerdy chick. Hey, everybody has a character. Hers likes to suck cock. Without so much as a hand on the head from Anthony, Penny probes her throat to the point of tears. That's commitment!! It also destroys her make-up for the rest of the scene. When you look up and see that you're being fucked by a girl with mascara running down her cheeks, you'll have visual confirmation that she's either a freaky slut or you're a rapist. But then, why would you be looking up at her? Anyway, a sorority girl once told me, "You can't rape the willing." Penny is most certainly willing. You'd think that this broad has never been fucked like this in her life. She's into everything that Anthony has for her, and he uses all the tricks in his bag.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Penny Flame, Anthony Hardwood, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Brunette, Editor's Choice
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Porn Stars: Roxxxy Rush
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
Failure such as this cannot go unnoticed. I almost didn't write a couple lines about how there is this unwritten rule in porno that you're not supposed to notice how revealing a whore's outfit is. As long as she's wearing something, it's considered "clothing." Then Barrett busts out this bullshit about Roxxxy being there to babysit his kids?? Come the fuck on! I can accept short skirts, fishnets and even an overabundance of cleavage, but Roxxxy's blatantly visible floptots are an embarrassment to us all. James can't even joke his way out of it. Her utter lack of personality doesn't help the situation either. We're talking F+ at best. There's some decent sex that follows, including a nice round of anal. Unfortunately, it's so overshadowed by Roxxxy's pathetic wardrobe malfunction that I can't even enjoy an echoing gaper. She should do herself and everyone else a favor in the future and just not talk.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Roxxxy Rush, James Deen, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Anal, Brunette, Gaper, Teen
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Porn Stars: Sativa Rose
Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
Is it too much to ask for a little non-retardation in porno?! Fuck's sake, don't fucking ruin a Sativa Rose scene for me with crappy editing and a script looser than a night after bad Indian food. Her looks can atone for quite a bit of ineptitude and have done so many times in the past. However, the lack of effort here is astonishing. Why bother? So we jump to the sex. The sight of Sativa laid out with bookends of cock on either side of her is surely just the medicine to settle my rage. Nope. The chemistry tanks and I know exactly why. For all her virtue, Sativa is a threesome whore. She can maybe handle a boy/girl with an easy guy occasionally, but a two-on-one is out of her league. When it comes to multitasking the cock, Sativa isn't built for it. She's constantly fending Billy off, cheating him down when he tries to hit a rhythm. Even Kris can't get a pounding stroke going because she steps off every time. No offense to my girl Sativa, but you have to know your limitations.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sativa Rose, Billy Glide, Kris Knight, Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Interracial, Latina, Teen, Two On One
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Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
If you need visual proof that steroids shrink nuts, then just look at the weak ropes of these so-called "pros." Regrettably, the era of the enormous cumshot has passed us by.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Cum Shot Loop
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Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
I take back everything bad I ever said about Penny Flame in the past. She's beyond kickass and sincerely makes the rest of these girls look like bimbo dropouts. It's no longer acceptable just to be sweet and concise. You've got to show some personality to potentially stand out.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Interviews
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Produced by: Mayhem Productions and Directed By Barrett Blade
Occasionally, it does get cold in California. It's a rarity, but this is proof that it does happen. While I hate to blame anything on the weather, sometimes it brings out the bitch in a scantily clad whore. Best question of the day: Barrett Blade to Billy Glide, "Do you ever lose work because you're too big?"
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 30, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mayhem Productions, Directed By Barrett Blade, Behind The Scenes
