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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Who watches "XXX" and says, "You know what? That'd make a great porn movie!" Francois Clousot, that's who. He creates an unapologetic rip-off but on a much smaller budget. Instead of motorcycle jumps, helicopters and explosions, you get Katana swords and cheesy gun effects. Instead of Samuel L. Jackson screaming about snakes on the plane, you get Dale DaBone attempting to act tough in spite of his soft femininity. There's also a gray haired Steven St. Croix playing a young badass, and Evan Stone being the villain. The easiest roles go to the girls. They aren't required to say much - all they have to do is act like sluts.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot
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Porn Stars: Shay Sweet, Tory Lane
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
It appears that we've got a "XXX" theme going on here. I don't mean hardcore adult action (which is a given anyway). I'm referring to the guilty pleasure hit of Vin Diesel's career. Say what you want about it - you know that movie is fun to watch. Granted, it would have been even more so had it included a couple scenes like this one with graphic girl/girl sex, but Tony Hawk wouldn't have associated himself with something non-kid friendly. The producers went for action porn instead of porn action. For the inverse, you'll have to deal with St. Croix playing the XXX role. It's a small price to pay for Tory and Shay to go tongue crazy on each other.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shay Sweet, Tory Lane, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Brunette, Feature, Lesbian, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Shay Sweet
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Most of you will be more interested in Shay Sweet continuing her sexual escapades with Billy Glide, but I thought I'd mention a couple other items of note. For one, this is the feature acting debut of Winston Burbank. You should recognize him. He's the PA dude (aka Nate) that the whores are always messing with. He cleans bathrooms and fetches paper towels (aka jizz mopper). Who knew that he could also play the role of a computer geek? OK, OK, back to Shay. You saw her lick box in the last scene - this is where she proves that she can handle big cock. Billy stays clear of her ass, but he gives her just about all she can handle in her pierced pussy before blowing a huge, creamy load across her tits. Is that porno enough for ya?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shay Sweet, Billy Glide, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Feature, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Aurora Snow
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Oh, Francois, you couldn't have come up with anything more original? You're stealing bits from a movie that was written by Hollywood hacks. Replacing Samuel L. Jackson with Dale DaBone and Vin Diesel with St. Croix? This effort has now gone from bad to worse. DaBone is by far the most egregious offender. He's supposed to be in a position of authority, but even the order takers at Burger King® wouldn't let him have it his way. It's pathetic. Thankfully, the main goal here is to maneuver Evan Stone and Aurora into a position to fuck. Once that happens, my tolerance increases substantially. They do a smokin' scene, which somehow makes all the awful banter between Dale and Steve worthwhile.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Aurora Snow, Evan Stone, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature, Gaper
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
I'm caught in a bad dream where I'm forced to sit through a shittier version of an already shitty movie. It's like watching a high school musical production of a Colin Farrell flick. Line for line, Evan and St. Croix belt out dialogue like a couple of drunken frat guys reciting their favorite episodes of Family Guy. That's before the Katana swords are unveiled. You read that correctly: Katana swords. Nothing says badass like two white guys playing ninja on the beach. Naturally, Dale DaBone and Hannah Harper end up fucking for no reason. It's neat because she sports full latex attire and lets Dale plow her ass. However, don't expect to possibly care by the time that they get around to the sex.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Dale DaBone, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Latex, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: Shayna Knight
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Francois has fallen victim to the classic blunder of making an "epic" porno. Call it a "Raven Folly." When the story spirals out of control to the point of needing ten minutes to explain every movement, not enough time is left to set up meaningful sexual encounters. Once that happens, sex becomes merely an ancillary benefit of watching an X-rated movie. In essence, you've taken the fundamental purpose of an adult feature (which is to give context to the inherently gratuitous fucking) and lost it in a plot that leaves no room for sex. Thus, Anthony and John are nothing but two porn studs tag teaming a whore. You might as well be watching gonzo.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shayna Knight, Anthony Hardwood, John West, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Double Penetration, Euro, Feature, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Aurora Snow
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
It's the final countdown! Duh da duh duh, danna da na na! Sorry, that song always pops into my head when I see cheesy shit like this. A beach swordfight between porn studs? You've got to be fucking kidding me. But it's a fitting conclusion to such an absurd movie. People get shot, Evan gets stabbed, and St. Croix shoots a massive load all over Aurora Snow. Finally, I can say that the sex makes sense. It's three months later, which helps to put everything into context. At least, they got it right in the end.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Aurora Snow, Steven St. Croix, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Feature, Outdoor
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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Don't get me started on the hypocrisy of fucking with condoms and still busting nuts without them. Visually, you need the release, but how about a good reason?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Cum Shot Loop
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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Aurora Snow does a lot of anal - like an unhealthy amount of anal. When does she ever get a chance to eat with all the objects constantly penetrating her butt? Hannah also talks about her favorite scene that she ever did. Check out "Gallery of Sin #5" (I can't believe she remembers the title!) to watch Evan own her with a riding crop.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Interviews
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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
For me, this is the best part of the movie. All that fake acting stupidity be damned. The only way these porn stars can redeem themselves is through candid interaction.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 21, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Behind The Scenes
