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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
This movie had its moments but ultimately ended up somewhat forgettable. It's not that it was bad at all. In fact, Harmony and Kurt Lockwood really tear each other up. The flick as a whole just seemed to lack any sort of identity. Sunny Lane received the EC simply because she possesses a candid demeanor that is very "I'm in it for the fun, not for the money." An attitude like that will always make for a great scene. However, that is balanced by a less than awesome performance by Kelsey Michaels. She's young. She'll learn.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis
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Porn Stars: Sunny Lane
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Mark Davis is a man who knows exactly what he wants in women. That's why he orders up Sunny Lane for a little afternoon fun. What a wonderful day and age we live in where a man can order sex by phone and request feminine features like toppings on a pizza. Apparently, Sunny is the pale skin, nice tits, nice ass, half flexible with extra whore. Don't forget the cream pie for dessert!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: Sunny Lane, Mark Davis, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Blonde, Cream Pie, Editor's Choice, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Cytherea, Jamie Elle
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Cytherea and Jamie Elle have presumably made an enticing phone call to Joey Ray. It's that old situation of, "My girlfriend and I are trying on lingerie. You want to come over? We'll leave the door unlocked." Except in this case, Joey actually has the balls to go over there and fuck both of them raw dawg. He doesn't wait around scared until it's too late, and then make up some story to tell his boys. Actually, if you told your friends what happens in this scene, they'd definitely cry bullshit. "I swear bro. This chick squirted juice out of her pussy five feet across the room! Then the other one let me fuck her in the ass until I came all up in that shit!" Yeah, that's believable.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: Cytherea, Jamie Elle, Joey Ray, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Cream Pie, Squirt, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Harmony Rose
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Harmony Rose and Kurt Lockwood go together like beer and cigarettes. Too much of either one of them would probably be bad for you, but they have the potential to make every night a party. Basically, they're both filthy sex addicts. Harmony doesn't have to be forced to gag on cock or lick ass, and Kurt doesn't have to be forced to take a snowball. They push the limits of hetero normality but look good doing it. What is it that Mitch Hedberg used to say? "If you have to deliver bad news, it would help if you are not ugly." What's the bad news? This could usher in a whole new era of dudes taking cream pies out of chick's pussies and cum swapping with them. I'm as scared as you are.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: Harmony Rose, Kurt Lockwood, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Blonde, Cream Pie, Cum Swap, Gagging, Salad Tossing
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Porn Stars: Melissa Lauren
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
"Are you a lonely French whore stuck in America with nothing to do except play with your pussy all day? Then try Mark Ashley's Fuck Buddy Delivery Service. At least twenty minutes or your fuck is free." Something like that would be the answer to Melissa Lauren's dilemma of what to do on a lazy Saturday afternoon. Mark gives her the trifecta deal. Five in the mouth, five in the pussy and ten in the ass - all for the low, low price of an anal cream pie in a gaping asshole. That's the kind of deal any good whore would take.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: Melissa Lauren, Mark Ashley, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Anal, Brunette, Cream Pie, Euro, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Kelsey Michaels
Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Kelsey is all dolled up and looking ready to do some tanning by the pool. She definitely proves that it isn't the clothes that matter - it's what's underneath. I certainly didn't expect THAT swimsuit to come from under THAT conservative outfit. Christian is fresh off the plane from Brazil and looking to feel like a man again. Stalking and fucking this young flower is exactly what he needs to get the taste of she-male off his tongue. Don't tell Kelsey that though - she's young and impressionable. She is hot and flirtatious enough that we will return Christian's manhood for now, but any more trips to South America and we might have to accidentally lose his passport.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: Kelsey Michaels, Christian, Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Brunette, Cream Pie, Gagging, Small Tits, Teen
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Produced by: Smash Pictures and Directed By Mike Metropolis
Porn stars tell some crazy fucking stories, like Cytherea's driver pulling off the road to pee. Sometimes whores even just hang out for fun, like Lexi Bardot.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 17, 2007
Rebel Tags: Smash Pictures, Directed By Mike Metropolis, Behind The Scenes