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Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
I'm not going to sit here and tell you that this is some of Jim Powers' best work. In fact, I'm disheartened that he even put his name on it. This is about as shitty a feature as you're ever likely to see. We're talking awesomely bad. Were I able to watch it twice through, then I may have picked up on a few subtle nuances or catchphrases that could be used later as jokes. Honestly, I don't have the time for that. Let's throw this turd on the "done" pile and forget that it even exists. Should anyone have a legitimate need to watch it again, please let me know.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers
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Porn Stars: Tabitha Stevens
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
You might not notice, but Tabitha Stevens doesn't shave her legs above the knee. It's a very European practice that I've applauded for a while. Peach fuzz on the thigh never hurt anybody. Tabitha's aren't the coarse, black shin tines that scrape the fuck out of you when you make the mistake of sleeping over with some rando. Hers are soft and inviting. They also lead to far less assne. (That's ass/acne for the uninitiated.) I'd comment more about the context behind the scene, but this isn't Oscar-winning material. You'll be lucky withstand Jonathan and Tabitha's banter long enough to see her ditch the bikini. Remember, kids: vests are for waiters and douche bags. No epic sex story ever starts, "I just couldn't wait for him to rip his vest off and fuck me."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Tabitha Stevens, Jonathan Morgan, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature
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Porn Stars: Alex Dane
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Jesus christ, Kyle Stone sucks balls. I almost forgot that he was the black sheep of the Stone family. Here's inconvertible proof. Following that, you'll find Alex Dane and Chuck Martino paired up for a Hollywood power-fuck. This ain't no Brad and Angelina. These two are nearly as awful as Kyle's acting. If you think about it, then you can put together the sequence of events for a disgusting revelation. Chuck sticks his cock in Alex's ass immediately following her interrupted session on the crapper. That may be an unexpected turn-on for some of you. To our feces infatuated contingent, might I suggest a notorious video clip entitled, "Two Chicks, One Cup."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Alex Dane, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: J.R. Carrington
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
As much as it kills me to say it, this is old school porn. There's a compromised couple fucking in one room while two hapless dudes listen in from right outside the door. It's the voyeuristic fantasy element that people used to think was taboo. Now it's standard operating procedure in any frat house across the country. Funny how life imitates porn. I could write a groundbreaking thesis on the link between sexual behaviors displayed in adult movies and those engaged in by the average American male. Was any joe schmo doing ATM twenty years ago? Fuck no! Today, try finding a group of dudes where at least one of them isn't into it. I realize that I got off on a tangent, but only because this scene sucks. Sorry.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: J.R. Carrington, Billy Glide, Chuck Martino, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Rimjob, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Kimberly Jade
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
Where did Jim dig up this hooker? Maybe Jonathan isn't lying when he says that he found Kimberly on Sunset Boulevard. No doubt, she is the type to walk the streets at night in search of cock and money. Kimberly definitely doesn't fit the porn star mold. Nevertheless, Kyle and Jonathan end up tag teaming her by the pool. It's a coke-fueled affair, just like you'd expect to see in Hollywood. Don't be so gullible to think that all the women being double fucked in the hills look like the ones on "Entourage." Even Marky Mark Wahlberg admits that those chicks are glamorizations of the broads he used to bang in his younger days.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Kimberly Jade, Jonathan Morgan, Kyle Stone, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Brunette, Feature, Outdoor, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Brooke Ashley
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
OK, you know what's weirding me out? Brooke Ashley bears a striking resemblance to the former fatty, Michelle, from "The Biggest Loser." I'm a diehard of that show, so this scene is a struggle to watch and take seriously. Michelle was pushing 300 lbs when she hit the ranch. Yeah, she's infinitely more fuckable now, but would I want to see her do porn? Nah, I'll pass on that option, as Brooke lacks all the stretch marks and loose skin. She is slightly chunky though. That's never stopped Mickey G. before. Shit, he could eat his burrito and pussy at the same time.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brooke Ashley, Mickey G., Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: Morgan Fairlaine, Monti
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
All right, now this movie is starting to make ZERO sense. Not only do Dave Hardman and Mickey G. have an annoyingly boring conversation at the table, but they also don't bother setting up this scene with Monti and Morgan Fairlaine. We could have skipped all the crap and jumped right to the whores doing work on Dave's cock. It wouldn't have taken anything away from the stupid story. As it stands, this threesome isn't so terrible. Jim utilizes camera angles that combat the shadows of the room, and the two girls are attractive enough to hold interest for six minutes. But don't go spending your precious American Vice tokens on this one. We like to keep our customers happy.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Monti, Morgan Fairlaine, Dave Hardman, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Anal, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Tabitha Stevens
Produced by: Heatwave and Directed By Jim Powers
In case you were wondering how old this movie is, check out Brian Surewood! He hasn't yet sunk down the evolutionary ladder into pirate status. You can't help but feel bad for a guy like that. Brian's increasing baldness and all those drugs led him to believe that he looked good as an aging, hippie swashbuckler. What a shame. His decline is almost as sad as Tabitha's hair. Didn't Kim Basinger rock that style in the first Batman? I remember thinking, "Why would Bruce Wayne be attracted to such a train wreck?" Probably for the same reason that Brian and Kyle decide to tag team her. For my part though, this abomination comes to a merciful close.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 9, 2010
Rebel Tags: Tabitha Stevens, Brian Surewood, Kyle Stone, Heatwave, Directed By Jim Powers, Big Tits, Blonde, Feature, Two On One