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Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
Holy crap, why didn't someone come up with this concept sooner? This is easily one of the funniest fucking titles I've had the pleasure to come across in the last few years. It's so simple, too. I'm surprised that they didn't do a series with it. Everybody knows about MTV "Cribs." That show created a style all its own and gave us some hilarious moments of celebrity narcissism. Lil' Jon screaming, "What you know about RADIO?!?!" is my personal favorite. So why not incorporate the same style of camera movement and lavish showcasing into a porn movie? The result is more than I could have ever hoped for. L'Chaim, Evan Stone. L'Chaim!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones
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Porn Stars: Avena Lee
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
I honestly don't know what's funnier: Tyler Knight's inability to come anywhere close to a ghetto accent, or the fact that he uses "Pygmy Skin" in a sentence! Either way, I'm laughing my ass off. So is Avena Lee. She can't help it, and I can't blame her. One look at Tyler's grill and it's impossible to keep a straight face, especially when he's fucking around with that clock. Tyler eventually settles in and bends her over like L.L. back in the day. "Get these balls!" Do us all a favor and try not to piss yourself at the accidental humor of Avena Lee's one titty hanging out of her top, flopping around on a solo twirl.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Avena Lee, Tyler Knight, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones, Asian, Costumes, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Cytherea
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
I didn't think anybody could top Tyler Knight's ghetto performance in terms of originality, but Tee Reel raises the bar to the next level. Some of the random shit that he comes up with off the top of his head is golden. Also, he's much more natural at the thug slur. That's all well and good, but the star of this scene isn't revealed until later. Out of nowhere, Cytherea shows up on the couch, and she is in rare form. This isn't her typical, all-out squirtfest. She actually displays some other sexual talent, not to mention an ability to hold back. That is a skill I was unaware she had in her repertoire.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cytherea, Tee Reel, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones, Brunette, Interracial, Squirt
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Porn Stars: Jayna Oso
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
There's not a ghetto bone in Sean Michaels' body, which makes his entire rant that much funnier. It's like watching an older, less racially angry, Kanye West. So Sean's house tour isn't nearly as humorous as the first two. He makes up for it with Jayna Oso though. She fucking loves the black dick and is certainly no stranger to the big ones. You have to just look at this scene and go, "Yup, that's a gimmie." With two talented performers such as Sean and Jayna working together under these conditions (On a gigantic ass bed with plenty of room to operate and no theme), it's a guaranteed winner.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jayna Oso, Sean Michaels, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones, Anal, Asian, Horse Dick, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Marie Luv
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
And . . .HILARIOUS! Whoever decided to dress Evan Stone up as a Hasidic Jew should immediately be enshrined in the AVN Hall of Fame. I've not seen a more relevant or humorous porno joke in a really long time. I say "relevant," because it's hardly an original idea. Wait, a Hasidic Jewish rapper isn't original? Nope. Perhaps you've heard of a super-talented musician by the name of Matisyahu. Trust me - set aside all your prejudices. The dude can spit lyrics and sing from the heart, even if it is about God. But enough of that. Evan Stone fucks the shit out of Marie Luv and puts all these other (insert Yiddish insult here) to shame.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Marie Luv, Evan Stone, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones, Black, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Interracial
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Porn Stars: Hillary Scott
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
Despite rumors of his death, I swear that the bum digging through Sledge Hammer's trash is Steve Taylor. Wow. I always knew that Sledge was a strong guy, but DAMN! He hucks Steve about five feet like a rag doll. After an ass whooping like that, there's only one thing to do. Fuck a white bitch. There are much worse ways to spend an afternoon than boning Hillary Scott. She even went out and bought a new outfit for the occasion. Hillary is beginning to reach that point in her career where she needs to dress up more than she used to. Once the area between your legs starts to turn to mush, you do what you can to compensate. I don't know what all of you are into, but I'll give fair warning that the doggiestyle in this scene is incredibly graphic. Stuff shouldn't be popping out like that!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hillary Scott, Sledge Hammer, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Interracial
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Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Suitcase Jones
You never see dudes in the BTS interviews. This is nothing but. With characters like these guys, why would you have anything else?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Aug 11, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Suitcase Jones, Behind The Scenes
