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Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
While farfetched and morbid, this story is in the same vein as the rest of Jerome Tanner's collection of features. It's a short and to the point tale that involves a few crass jokes and large quantities of sex. V8 seems to be a popular theme across the spectrum of scenes. Though you'll likely not find it in a lot of other titles, it's still a valid tag and a worthwhile sex act to specify. Seriously, how could DP'ing a girl with 8 fingers not be attention grabbing? My advice is to check this movie out for the finger blasting - but stick around for the Melanie Jagger fuck.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
I'm aware that this is porn, and the whores are required to dress slutty. But no woman in her right mind (particularly one who works in the legal arena) would ever wear a skirt so short that the tops of her garters are intentionally exposed. Yes, it's hot. No, it's not realistic. That being said, Hannah Harper is both hot and unrealistic. Who can blame anyone for wanting to ravage her, let alone a sexual deviant? That's like throwing chocolate-covered espresso beans into a preschool. Trent Tesoro would probably feel very comfortable there. His inability to deliver dialogue makes for a scene that only a child would find entertaining. As for the educated masses, we'll have to make do with Hannah's chubby yet voluptuous curves.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Trent Tesoro, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Rimjob
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Porn Stars: August Night
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
You may be asking yourself, why I didn't include Joel Lawrence in the credits? There's an easy answer: He doesn't fuck! Come on, people, we have standards to uphold. Joel's single function is to leave August Night to her own devices with a fake, black dick. Golly, I wonder what she ends up doing with it? I suppose if a woman were put in the unlikely situation where she had to choose the prosthetic cock that her husband will have for the rest of his life, then she might want to try it out first. That's far too practical an explanation for this scene. August Night slams herself with a thick, rubber dong. Rock on.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: August Night, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brunette, Feature, Masturbation, Toys
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Porn Stars: Melanie Jagger
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Trent's sexual degeneracy soon takes him to extremely dark places. Like spying on his neighbors, for example. Guess who the neighbors are? Melanie Jagger and Lee Stone. Personally, I don't see them together as a couple. Lee tends to go for the meaty musclehead chicks, and Melanie has a reputation for being a bitch. She also hasn't seen the inside of a gym for years. But they sure do make interesting fuck partners. Melanie knows how to handle Lee's trademark "hook" as well as any whore that I've seen. Some girls are into the curve and some aren't. The same can be said for V8. No, not the tomato juice. 4 in the ass and 4 in the pussy is the definition in porno speak. Give it a shot the next time that a drunken sorostitute falls into your bed. Why not? You might land yourself a total freak.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Melanie Jagger, Lee Stone, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Feature, V8
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Porn Stars: August Night
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
It's no shocker that August and her hubby, Trent, would eventually appear together. After all, she DID pick his transplant out. So this entire predicament is technically her fault. Try using that excuse in a court of law and I bet you'll have as much luck as Trent. "No, your honor. It wasn't me who fucked those women to death. It was the prosthetic penis that my wife had sewn onto my body." There's an insanity defense, if I've ever heard one. As for this scene, it's centered around the cock. August goes after Trent every way that she can think of, even opting for the reverse underside shaft lick. It's a treacherous move, only to be attempted by professionals. Don't try it at home or you're likely to end up in the hospital with a wicked boner.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: August Night, Trent Tesoro, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: Anna Nova
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Anna Nova may not speak so goode de English, but she knows enough to get by. Hell, she can even bust out a few one-liners when the script calls for it. "Don't worry, doctor. She is leaving, but you're about to come." Classic. What self-respecting physician could possibly resist an offer like that? Especially, coming as it does from such an enticing foreigner with a large set of tits. Yeah, Anna Nova is not for you lightweight gentlemen. She's Amazonian in stature. To any naysayers - if you've never experienced an Amazonian woman, then you have no clue what you're missing. They're insatiable, uncompromising and filthy to the core. They'll break your hips with their muscular ass and then call you a pussy for not fucking them harder. Of course, I'm speaking in generalities, but all of them apply to Anna Nova in this scene.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Anna Nova, Joel Lawrence, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Blonde, Euro, Feature
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Porn Stars: Olivia del Rio
Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
Nelson X has a knack for wrapping up these little ditties in a quaint and humorous manner. Thus, I wasn't expecting Olivia del Rio to end up fucking a man who was recently electrocuted. It seems unusually morbid. Then again, it does elicit a hilarious response from Frank Bukkwyd. That makes it all kosher. Also, the sex in the scene holds its own. I do wonder why Trent's wife, August Night, seems to get off on him fucking a prison guard while still strapped into a device that should ultimately cause his death? If she's really into this, then she's just as fucked up as he is. Don't feel bad for Olivia though. She enjoys a deep V8, which is far more debased.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Olivia del Rio, Trent Tesoro, Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Brazilian, Feature, Piercing, V8
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Produced by: Legend Video and Directed By Jerome Tanner
This is why I respect the fuck out of Jerome Tanner as a director. He has the balls to stop August and Trent mid-scene and recognize the lack of passion between them. Do you have any idea what a risk that is or how tough it is to synthesize chemistry under such pressure? Jerry asked for it, and the two of them delivered an Editor's Choice. Now there's some directorial skill!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jan 7, 2010
Rebel Tags: Legend Video, Directed By Jerome Tanner, Behind The Scenes