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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
After reviewing "Tight Wads," I had big expectations for this title. Unfortunately, it met with limited enthusiasm. You're not going to find a more fertile, fetish crop for energetic and unique scenes. Tattoo chicks are notoriously wild in bed and immodest when it comes to flaunting their bodies. That'd be all well and good, if there were actually some tattoo chicks in this title. With the exception of Joanna Angel, none of the other girls stack up. In fact, some of them I hesitated to even tag "tattoo." I decided a long time ago that a tramp stamp or a two-inch symbol on the ankle doesn't qualify. Some of these whores are barely sporting more than that. Let that be a lesson to anyone thinking about making a new tattoo themed movie. Just find attractive females with tats, and the acting will take care of itself.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend
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Porn Stars: Joanna Angel
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
I know there has been this big push in porn lately to change the perception of "what is sexy." A chick like Charlotte Stokely donning tube socks and playing a skateboarding girl next-door is radically different from the traditional porn whore. Perhaps that explains why someone like Joanna Angel's stock is so insanely high right now. It's not because she's universally attractive. On the contrary. Most people would take one glance at her and think Joanna is a cranked up meth queen. Last time I checked, those types aren't roaming the grounds at the Playboy Mansion. Maybe it's correlated with the success of "Miami Ink" and Kat Von D's spinoff. Or it might just be that Joanna Angel is gritty and raw in her performance. She's consumed by her own sexual gratification. In an industry where cumming happens on cue, there is something to be said for that.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Joanna Angel, James Deen, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Jezebelle Bond
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
Jezebelle Bond is the reason people dig punk chicks. She's angry and aggressive in her love/hate relationship with the cock. But deep down inside, she's still a fun loving little girl. It's an intense mix that makes for some of the most mind-blowing sex a guy can hope for. Plus, Jezebelle leaves her socks on the whole time. How can you go wrong with that?! Granted, Sascha doesn't get to pump her ass, as I know he would have preferred. However, doing so is completely unnecessary for this scene. Ever gotten pussy so good that it's all you can do to fuck it any which way you can? That's Jezebelle.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jezebelle Bond, Sascha, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Brunette, Tattoo
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Porn Stars: Roxy De Ville
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
Roxy's tube sock thigh highs: Kickass! Roxy's bitchy, "Can you handle me" attitude: not attractive at all. Girl power is all well and good for feminists and Spice Girls, but it has no legitimate place in porn. At the end of the day, no matter what she says, she's still a whore. Like what sort of gash masturbates with this dumb fuck grin on her face? This is a porn scene, you fucking cunt - it's not an Avril Lavigne video. You're getting cock pumped with legs spread for a fat guy holding a camera. Just rub your clit and move on. Between Roxy's obnoxious face, the constant creaking of plastic camera parts in the background and the nonchalant attitude, I can't in good faith tell anyone to watch this. She doesn't even have fucking tattoos.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Roxy De Ville, Trent Soluri, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Brunette, Money Shot, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Presley Maddox
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
Apparently, someone fell asleep in the editing bay, because there's no reason that the fuckup at the beginning couldn't have been cut out. It merely sets the tone for the rest of the scene. No one is taking this too seriously, especially the crew. I understand. It's a movie about chicks with tats. There's the whole rebel attitude, which comes with the territory, and I get that. But come on, people. Sometimes you have to buckle down and realize that guys are trying to spank it to this shit. I can be funny all I want because nobody reads my stuff. Your job is to fuck like you mean it!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Presley Maddox, Chris Charming, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Brunette, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Dana DeArmond
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
Oh yeah, dude, nothing is quite so hot as a cum stained futon to shoot a porno on. I guess it always worked in college, so why bother changing anything? But they didn't have chicks like Dana DeArmond at the college I went to. She's what I would call, committed to her sexuality. You have to be to get piercings in the places she has them. People always joke about getting their asshole pierced or their clit or balls or whatever equipment they might be working with. Dana had the nerve to do it! So what if she's lacking in the tattoo department? Harley has enough for the both of them. My question is: Once a pussy is gaped out as wide as Dana's, what is there left to do but shoot loads at it from a distance?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: Dana DeArmond, Harley Raines, American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Brunette, Gaper, Piercing
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Buddy Friend
I feel like they could have done something fun here, like have the guys nut all over the chicks' tattoos. Instead, it's your basic pop shot reel of loads to the face and dribblers on the chin.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Apr 22, 2009
Rebel Tags: American Hardcore, Directed By Buddy Friend, Cum Shot Loop
