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Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Due to the limited success of his first two titles in this series, Stoney Curtis decided to upgrade his roster to try for a better product. Well, that's certainly a step in the right direction. Girls like Kaylynn, Venus, Belladonna and Monica Mayhem will never hurt the shelf appeal. The only problem is that Stoney doesn't need such drastic measures to sell DVD's. He just needs to shut the fuck up. Yes, I appreciate the new talent in the picture. Who doesn't love seeing Calli Cox bounce her big, Tri-Sig titties all over Porn Valley? But if Stoney could stay behind the camera for even one scene, then he might have the potential to make a movie worth watching.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Roxetta
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Finally, Herschel Savage brings a bit of professionalism to this shitty, shitty series. Unfortunately, there's no keeping Dave Hardman away when big titted whores are afoot. He comes flying in, spouting off some nonsense about Roxetta being his girlfriend and that's it. The dynamic is irreversibly changed. Now instead of having Herschel, the coach, and Roxetta, the cheerleader, a crazy stoner is running around and trying to shove his dick wherever he can. Dave's antics ruin it, as far as I'm concerned. Aside from the fact that Stoney gets awfully ballsy with some of his locations, this scene struggles to lock in any sort of redeeming quality.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Roxetta, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Double Penetration, Rimjob, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Belladonna, Calli Cox
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Don't let Belladonna's newfound porn stardom fool you. She's a whore like any other, going where the money is. Sometimes that even means Stoney Curtis and Celestial Productions. Perhaps the gap-toothed herpes farm will read this and Twitter about it. It would be more interesting than the 200 other tweets per day that Belladonna mind-dumps on the world. Of course, I wouldn't know that unless I followed her, but don't think me a hypocrite. It's my job to keep up on trends in the adult world. So anyway, getting to the scene. It's actually a respectable threesome, taking place outdoors on a sunny day. Anytime you can score a twofer with anal by a pool, you may want to also make a trip to the lottery mart, because lucky winds are at your back.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Belladonna, Calli Cox, Erik Everhard, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Outdoor, Salad Tossing, Tattoo, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Kaylynn
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
I hate how Stoney Curtis always does this to me. Kaylynn and Joey Ray are in the midst of a great set-up. She is fucking phenomenal with her seduction of the detention monitor. You couldn't possibly ask for anything more sexy. Then right as the action is gaining steam, Stoney breaks the fourth wall and comes stumbling in with his camera. Seriously, dude, stay the fuck out of the picture and let these two do their thing! Kaylynn is one of the best porn stars you will find. She knows how to work a scene and a cock at the same time. You wouldn't believe how rare that is. Then this jackass director decides to be the funny man. Fucking asshole!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kaylynn, Joey Ray, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Settings
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Porn Stars: Venus
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
OK, I've discovered how you have to watch this. You should forget that the point is supposed to be fictional. Throw out anything resembling context and think of it as a perv with a camera watching two people fuck. Then it will seem less farfetched. That's easy to do with Venus and Lee Stone. They're both pros who have done plenty of scenes and clearly like fucking each other. Venus is fun and playful, which keeps Lee from having to carry the conversation. He may seem like a brute, but Lee does his best work with women who take charge, such as Venus. Remove Stoney from the equation and the experience becomes infinitely more enjoyable.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Venus, Lee Stone, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Outdoor
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Porn Stars: Jessica Dee, Monica Mayhem
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
There's one capable actor here, and it sure as shit ain't Monica Mayhem or Jessica Dee. (It definitely couldn't be Jessica. She can barely speak English.) Mr. Marcus showcases some of his chops, cussing the chicks out for being retarded. Of course, I like that! If you've ever read even one of my reviews, then you'd know that verbal whore berating is tops on my list of entertaining pastimes. Stoney Curtis is not. He imposes his will once again on a scene where he doesn't belong. Thank goodness, Monica and Jessica are too stupid to acknowledge his presence. They keep plowing forward while Mr. Marcus continues to plow them.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 5, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jessica Dee, Monica Mayhem, Mr. Marcus, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Brunette, Euro, Interracial, Money Shot, Threesome
