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Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
If you're in the mood for a low budget, homemade, predominantly lesbian porn, then this is your lucky day. I could have gone with another spin and talked about the single camera set-up, stale lighting, bad angles, shaky close-ups and all the rest of it, but hey, I'm feeling generous. At least, Destiny tried for some creativity. I doubt that any one of us could do much better under the circumstances. It's tougher than you think to make compelling pornographic material when someone quickly hands you an HD camera and says, "Here, shoot me and my girlfriend playing with dildos." Unless you completely perv out and risk killing the moment, the best you can hope for is to hang back and let them do their thing. The result looks like this.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited
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Porn Stars: Destiny St. Claire, Nyomi Marcella, Mikayla Mendez
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
Sometimes porn is an extravagant affair in a huge mansion with cascading water, stunning backdrops and dramatic effects. Sometimes it's three whores in an apartment with a work lamp and a bed full of toys. This is one of those more mundane efforts. It's whatever floats your boat, I guess. Production value doesn't always equal quality (though it usually helps). I could certainly make the argument that this scene is closer to what you might find buried in your girlfriend's video collection - a colorful reminder of "the one lesbian experience she had back in college." Then again, I've never seen such a wondrous event in person, so here's yet another instance of porn giving me false hope of what women do when they're bored.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Destiny St. Claire, Mikayla Mendez, Nyomi Marcella, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited, Asian, Brunette, Interracial, Lesbian, Threesome, Toys
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Porn Stars: Silky Thumper, Destiny St. Claire
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
They say that the camera adds ten pounds. When it comes to Silky Thumper, it's easy to see exactly where the weight was distributed, and it ain't her tits. She has a nice, soft cushion to sit on, which is handy when dealing with a hard porcelain tub. Anyone who has gotten busy in the bathtub will tell you - it's not always as romantic as it sounds. You're likely to take a faucet in the back. Fortunately, Silky and Destiny aren't trying to create much romance. The minimum that is sparked they're keeping to themselves, because none of it is coming through the camera. Oh, I'm sure this scene was a blast for both of them, but shouldn't it really be about us?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Destiny St. Claire, Silky Thumper, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited, Big Ass, Brunette, Lesbian, Toys
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Porn Stars: Kandi Ellison, Destiny St. Claire
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
The Drifter has the distinction of being the only guy in this movie. We'll let him hold onto that - he hasn't received a noteworthy honor since "Everybody Wins Day" in elementary school. All the high school clerks down at Hot Topic® think that he's a total stud, but they don't count. Apparently, Mr. Drifter came as a package deal with Kandi Ellison. Why anyone would see them as a winning tradeoff is beyond me. These scenester rave puss punkers might not be a lot of people's first choice for threesome partners. Ironically enough, I bet they're just the types that find themselves in ménage situations over and over again. Ecstasy has a way of doing that.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Destiny St. Claire, Kandi Ellison, The Drifter, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited, Blonde, Brunette, Piercing, Tattoo, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Lili Thai, Destiny St. Claire
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
In case you needed an indication of the paltry amount of effort went that into this title, take a gander at the semi-slow motion footage contained in this scene. No, that's not on purpose. This is what happens when you fuck up the frame rate on the camera. Way to pay attention to detail, guys - the quality of your product is astounding. If I were Lili Thai, I'd be pissed. Destiny can go fuck herself, because she knew this was a piece of shit from the get-go. But Lili actually showed up intending to give a good performance. To see the end result turn out like this is a slap in the face. I hope that Lili was able to get a decent orgasm out of it for all her trouble.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Destiny St. Claire, Lili Thai, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited, Asian, Brunette, Interracial, Lesbian, Piercing, Toys
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Porn Stars: Destiny St. Claire, Kelsey
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
Looks like somebody shops at IKEA . . .and Lowe's. In case you didn't know, I'm also skilled at spotting unique product, even in the face of two naked chicks surrounded by dildos. Those chicks are Destiny and her new friend, Kelsey. And how do girls make new friends? They share their toys, according to my "All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" poster. Honestly, if there wasn't all the moaning and nakedness involved, you'd confuse them for a couple of kids on Christmas day, overjoyed to play with the toys that Santa brought. However, those toys happen to be DeWalt® power tools with dildos attached to the business ends.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Destiny St. Claire, Kelsey, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited, Blonde, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Lesbian, Toys
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Porn Stars: Destiny St. Claire
Produced by: Lurid Entertainment and Directed By Uncredited
The only option left is for Destiny to go solo. She's collaborated with a bunch of different "artists" on this project and created quite a mix tape. Now the final piece of the puzzle is for her to showcase individual skill. After all, if you can't please yourself, then you can't please anyone else. The dildo on the headboard is an interesting touch. It doesn't work very well, but that could be user error. It's still visually fun to see a penis suction-cupped to a wall, despite the cameraman's incessant movement. He's probably too excited for the next portion of the scene, which involves the same suction dildo and Destiny setting her sights on the playground that is her bathroom.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Destiny St. Claire, Lurid Entertainment, Directed By Uncredited, Brunette, Masturbation, Toys