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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
For our sake, I hope that some porn fans love to see trashy bitches doling out BJ's. Otherwise, what are we doing here? They don't get much trashier than the motley crew of tweakers, MILFs, acne punks and Asian hookers that Rob casts for this installment. Who would have thought that so many women would still line up at the EA doors every day to suck the dicks of the fat bastards inside? If I were one of those guys, I'd be beyond embarrassed. It's one thing for a whore to give you head - but quite something else entirely for her to suck your gut.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black
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Porn Stars: Renee LaRue
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
I had hard time nailing down Renee LaRue's hair color. It's all over the place, much like her cocksucking. She can't seem to decide if she wants to suck it, rub it on her tit, stroke it or stare at it. As a man who has proudly received oral sex on a regular basis, I think I speak for all of us when I say, "Pick a fucking thing and run with it!"
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Renee LaRue, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Red Head
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Porn Stars: Shasta
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Well, there's no doubt about Shasta's hair color. She's clearly lemon-flavored and almost frighteningly so. Sucking cock like a true street hooker, Rob definitely didn't give her the money upfront. Were that the case, she wouldn't spend so much time embellishing every motion. The bitch only has like two or three "go-to" moves. That's fine for the back alley action, but the two-dollar crack suck special doesn't play well on the big screen.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Shasta, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Teri Starr
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Now Teri Starr is more your drug-seeking, necessity whore. She has the desperation suck nailed perfectly. She's also lacking the shame in her eyes that would be there if the cameras weren't rolling. Still, you can see Teri counting down the strokes until she can get her next fix. Notice the dedication to the suck and pull? This is a woman on a mission.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Teri Starr, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Holly Landers
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
If you ask me, Holly Landers is slightly overdressed for the occasion. She's sucking a guy's dick in a dirty office space, not enticing a boyfriend on a weekend getaway. Did I mention that I actually dig the babydoll combo? It makes her look like a shy, Jewish girl who is just starting to come out of her shell and knows that she loves dick in her mouth - but can't quite rationalize the consequences of a cum-stained blouse.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Holly Landers, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Brunette
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Porn Stars: Peaches
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Not exactly what I expected from a whore named, "Peaches." Usually it's a stone cold guarantee that I'm confronted by a fat-assed, black hooker with flopping tits and a habit of spilling cock drool all over herself. This peach is of a different variety. She's more like your hippie sexual deviant who's willing to try anything for another bag of weed.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Peaches, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Dawn Under
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Remember the early 90's definition of hotness? Think Real World II and III or "The Program." That's the package you're getting with Dawn Under. She may be a couple decades late, but there are plenty of you who are still suckers for two-toned, long brown hair, baby chub and pale skin with freckles.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Dawn Under, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Brunette
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Porn Stars: Tori Tease
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
What's with the tit tattoos? Tori Tease is sporting the worst one yet, and she's like the fourth skank out of seven so far to have ink on her boob. Tori is another glaring example that life is full of poor decisions and the people who make them.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Tori Tease, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Kelsey Hart
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Another blonde, Kelsey Hart, really enjoys her line of work. I mean - she REALLY enjoys it. Who is getting head here? You'd think that someone was tickling Kelsey's happy spot from the way she writhes around and moans. What a crock. There is nothing more off-putting to me than false sexual vocalizations, especially when you're not being touched AT ALL!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kelsey Hart, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Dominique Dewitt
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
As far as ghetto girlfriends go, Dominique isn't horrible. She opts for the bangs and hoop earrings, neither of which are flattering. Meanwhile, she has a boyfriend sitting out in the car named, Jamaal, who is itching to lock Dominique and her puffy tits away in the apartment, so he can spend her hard-earned cash shootin' dice and smokin' J's.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Dominique Dewitt, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Brunette, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Dalny Marga
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Somebody hold me, because I am scared. The fact that a goblin like Dalny can get any work in porn is simply amazing. I'm not saying that this movie is rife with top shelf starlets. But having seen Dalny's later appearances in mature gal roles, it's now obvious that her foundation wasn't solid to start with.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Dalny Marga, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Leah Santiago
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Wow, some stunning ethnicity in an otherwise WASPy edition of the series. The only problem is that I can't tell you whether Leah is Asian or Latina. That's why I resorted to labeling her, "Brunette." Can't go wrong there. Her slanty eyes and dark skin should do the trick for most of you. It helps that she has a knack for sucking cock as well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Leah Santiago, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Brunette
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Porn Stars: Teah
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Unlike Leah, there is no questioning Teah's nationality or at least, what part of the world her heritage stems from. Her origins trace back to the land where flicking the cock like a paper football is considered sexy. Not here, you yellow-nailed agro whore! No wonder the dude never makes it past semi. He's probably terrified of what might happen, if he gives you any more to play with.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Teah, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Asian, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Sami Moon
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Is anyone else noticing a pattern here? It's like Rob saved all the Asian whores for last, in some semi-racist, back of the bus type gesture. Look, just because Sami's eyes are sloped and she has bad skin, that doesn't mean she's not deserving of a slot further up. A scene like this one shouldn't be glossed over until the end. It IS almost the end, right?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sami Moon, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Asian, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Mei Lin
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Yup, I'm onto Rob's dastardly scheme now. He seems to be forming some sort of a porn whore mullet structure in the movie. It's all business on the front end of the flick and an Asian cock smoking party in the back. Does that mean the mullet has coarse, jet-black hair?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mei Lin, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Asian, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Mara Pleasure
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Wait, could it be? Indeed it is! Mara Pleasure is a corn fed white girl, through and through. Not an ounce of ethnicity in her whatsoever. She's got a lot of acne scaring and crater face, but what do you want? She's a whore for crying out loud! They're practically born with pockmarks.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mara Pleasure, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blonde, Blowjob
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Porn Stars: Sabrina Johnson
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
Don't forget about Sabrina Johnson. She's the closest that this title ever gets to a true professional blowjob. What is a "professional blowjob," you ask? Think of how good you are at playing pickup football. Now imagine Tom Brady in your place. School is in session. Prepare for your lesson.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sabrina Johnson, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Euro
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Porn Stars: Amia More
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Rob Black
We had a glimmer of hope with Sabrina - now it's back to the train wrecks again. This one's name is Amia More, but does it possibly matter? She struggles valiantly to please the ever-enlarging member of her stunt cock. Ha ha. Not so easy to wrap your whole mouth around when it's super-hard.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 20, 2009
Rebel Tags: Amia More, Extreme Associates, Directed By Rob Black, Blowjob, Brunette