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Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
The best part of this movie is definitely the soundtrack. I didn't expect it in the least and was pleasantly surprised to hear some original music for a change. It totally compensated for a lack of originality in the visuals. Honestly though, that's to be expected. How many unique ways can you shoot an all-black cream pie flick? If you've seen one booty dance and lotion injection, then you've pretty much seen them all. So where this title would have scored average for its sex appeal, the kickin' beats put it over the top as a must watch. Make sure to pump the bass on your speakers all the way up and bounce around to get in the mood!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco
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Porn Stars: Mahlia
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
Normally, I fast forward through the pre-scene music, because it's annoying and repetitive. You'd be surprised at the lack of variety when it comes to porno soundtracks. Trust me - this is one intro that you'll want to play the full way thru. It's so awesomely bad, I can't wait to find out who recorded it and download as my new ringtone! Oh yeah, Mahlia ain't too shabby to look at either. Julius doesn't even need the cargo net to make her worth the effort. I thought she was doing fine without it. There's also the fact that it has never occurred to me to drape a woman in a cargo net while fucking her, so what do I know? I know where 'dem hookers at!!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mahlia, Julius Ceazher, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Black, Cream Pie, Editor's Choice
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Porn Stars: Mone Divine
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
The track for this second scene is equally as satisfying as the first. I gotta say, I'm impressed by the score of the movie. As for Mone Divine? Not so much. But that's nothing new. Her cottage cheese booty has never ranked high on my list and neither has her unbeweavable hair. Maybe there's something that I'm missing, because the brotha's seem to drool over her. I always have a tendency to notice the weird shit though. For instance, did you know that Mone's pussy lips are the darkest skin on her body? They're the only part of her that really appears black! The other 98% of her skin tone makes you want to adjust your monitor.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Mone Divine, Sledge Hammer, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Anal, ATM, Big Ass, Black, Cream Pie, Toys
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Porn Stars: Anna Belle
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
Everything is terrific on Anna Belle until she turns around. How you gonna have an ass that fine and a gut the size of my uncle Steve's? It's like the front half of her got dipped into the flab tank while the back was tempered in bronze. Maybe she's been working on her Reddi-wip® routine too much, and it's beginning to catch up with her. Anna earns points for creativity - that's not debatable. You don't often see a whore get whipped creamed OVER the fishnet shirt. She is some freak . . .a big, heavy, dairy-loving freak. And she damn near fucks straight through Dick James.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Anna Belle, Dick James, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Big Ass, Black, Cream Pie
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Porn Stars: Kapri Styles
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
I've reviewed enough of Kapri Styles' catalog to tell when she's fucked up. A few too many pre-scene cocktails have put her in a state of apathetic willingness. You know the look that strippers get toward the end of the night when they've been sneaking shots in the back room and the barstool boredom begins to set in? It's when the circus act starts. You haven't seen a whore truly be a whore until you've experienced her working drunk. The asshole winks harder and toys surface in a last ditch effort to maximize whatever tips are left floating around the room. In this case, Kapri hams it up for the camera, thinking that the more into it she appears, the bigger her paycheck.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Kapri Styles, Julius Ceazher, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Black, Cream Pie, Toys
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Porn Stars: Persuajon
Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
There's no question that Persuajon is a bonafide stripper. She has the act down pat. For starters, she knows the old trick of wearing a bra two sizes too small to make her tits seem bigger. With hers being D-cups on their own, that A-cup bra has those babies pinned together, almost forming one super-boob in the middle of her chest. It makes a convenient place to store random dollars that show up, presumably from a club patron. Persuajon's stripper moves are also dialed in. Her tease is even somewhat better than her actual fucking. Believe it or not, stripping on stage and fucking on-camera are two completely separate entities that require different coordinated movements.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Persuajon, Jr. King, Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Big Ass, Black, Cream Pie
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Produced by: Ultra Hard and Directed By El Greco
Seriously? Why bother doing a pop shot reel when half of them are fake internal pops anyway? They should call it a lotion injection parade and be done with it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 17, 2009
Rebel Tags: Ultra Hard, Directed By El Greco, Cum Shot Loop
