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Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
For the most part, I've been quite hard on Zupko's work overall. That's probably because I can't stand people who take themselves too seriously - especially drunken stoner degenerates who think they're sexual artisans. That being said, I gotta eat my words on this one, because it totally kicks ass. It could be the fifteen-hour days or the slow gas leak, but I found this movie to be wildly hilarious and entertaining beyond all expectation. Is the sex the best you'll ever see? Fuck no! That's not the point. The sexual action is secondary in relation to the overall theme of animalistic retardation. I know that sounds weird, but it's really the best way to describe it. One look at our David Luger and Keri Star compilation and you'll get it immediately. That got an EC tag, along with Mickey G. as Santa Claus.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko
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Porn Stars: Michele Raven
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
It seems that Xmas has come a little early this year. It's not even Halloween and Santa is already poking his big red ass into our lives. Well, things could be worse. Just look at Michele Raven. Has it gotten to the point where a girl can't dress up like a reindeer in her own house without that fat fucker stumbling in drunk and drowning her ass in malt liquor while soaping her ass like the family minivan? Geez, whatever happened to the good old days where a whore could eat out of a dog dish in peace? Those days are long gone, and the only thing Michele is getting from Santa this year is a hard cock in the ass. Don't feel bad for her though - that's exactly what she wanted.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: Michele Raven, Mickey G., Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Brunette, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Gaper, Sick and Demented
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Porn Stars: Keki D'Aire
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Maybe I'm just in the Halloween spirit, but this scene is fucking awesome. It's everything I normally hate about Zupko made better because the retard finally stops taking himself seriously. Is it sexual? Yeah, maybe a little bit - but not nearly as much as it is a blatant endorsement for XPW. Clearly, this is the kind of scene you just have to sit back and take in as a whole. There's Keki, who is merely a catalyzing collection of holes in over her head. Then you have Brian Surewood and Tyce Buné exploiting everything I loved about "Radio." (Namely the funny teeth and retardation.) Like a sacrifice being thrown into a leper colony, the only way to describe what happens to Keki here is "violation." After that, Claudio is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: Keki D'Aire, Brian Surewood, Claudio, Tyce Bune, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Blonde, Double Penetration, Sick and Demented, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Kitten, Vanessa Blue
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Again, no one is more surprised than I am that I actually enjoy Luger's clown antics in the intro to this scene. For whatever reason, I find his "humbling" of Keri to be wildly entertaining. Now Brian and Mr. Pete dressed in black and white face paint, calling each other retards? That's another story. Thankfully, porn seems to be the last great forum for lowbrow, anti-politically correct humor. Don't let your liberal hippie conscience rob you of a good hard laugh at this one. Making fun of retards, queers, blacks and anyone else different from the white majority population is a tradition that this country was founded upon. If you can't laugh at shit like this when you're home watching porn - when the hell else can you laugh at it?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: Kitten, Vanessa Blue, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Big Tits, Black, Costumes, Group, Interracial, Piercing, Sick and Demented
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Porn Stars: Krista Leigh
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
Brian and Mr. Pete are back, minus the make-up but still embracing the traditions of the American South. For example, when a whore shows up on your doorstep, it's only right that you share her with your brother. Doing so at gunpoint is just some good old-fashioned Southern hospitality. Say what you want about stereotypes, rednecks, and the sad fact that people like this helped put G.W. Bush in office for a second term - just leave all that at the dinner table and enjoy the scene for what it is. What it boils down to is a couple of guys acting like idiots, while an attractive whore practices a profession as old as mankind. Nobody is looking for a Nobel Prize here. This is more like working toward the lowest common denominator.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: Krista Leigh, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, Brunette, Money Shot, Sick and Demented, Two On One
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Porn Stars: Friday
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
There are two reasons to really love Friday (I'm talking about the performer not the day of the week), and they're both hanging off her chest. Say what you want about the greatness of naturals, but she makes a strong case for the beauty of modern medicine. That large and that perfect is nothing short of amazing. But I digress. Basically, even Zupko has a hard time coming up with enough train wreck material to fill an entire movie. Like most drunken stoners, he loses interest after a while. So you get a scene like this. Arguably, the best scene in the movie from a critic's standpoint - there is nothing off-the-wall or crazy about it. Friday simply relishes in a two on one with Hitman and Michael on a blanket in the living room. She's a fantastic performer with a set of tits that could turn all five of the queer eyes straight with one flash.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: Friday, Hitman, Michael Stefano, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Anal, ATM, Big Tits, Brunette, Double Penetration
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Porn Stars: Keri Star
Produced by: Extreme Associates and Directed By Thomas Zupko
This scene wasn't actually part of the original movie. However, we loved David Luger's clown antics so much that we decided to combine them all into one hedonistic super-scene! Trust me - this turned out even better than I could have hoped. David pretty much has carte blanche to cut loose on Keri and do whatever he wants. It's times like this that I wish people other than us could share in the laughter of quoting porno one-liners.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 11, 2007
Rebel Tags: Keri Star, David Luger, Extreme Associates, Directed By Thomas Zupko, Blonde, Blowjob, Costumes, Editor's Choice, Sick and Demented