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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Dude, this story makes no sense. Perhaps in some strange romance novel sort of way, you could align the pieces enough to consider it entertaining, but there are a lot of freaking holes to fill. For one, the characters are completely confusing in their relation with one another. Chris Cannon seems to play a much larger role in the lives of Hannah and St. Croix's characters, so why is he scoring BJ's from bimbos at the firehouse instead of "consoling" Hannah right onto his dick? And for that matter, what business does Brooke Banner have hooking up with a chick right after she fucked Chris? None of it is remotely logical. Francois Clousot is lucky that he put together a cast of winners - otherwise, this movie wouldn't be worth watching.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot
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Porn Stars: Lauren Phoenix
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
You can always count on a Francois Clousot feature movie to start out with semi-meaningless sex. There's a good chance that one of the participants will end up playing a significant part in the title, and I'm hoping that Lauren Phoenix gets the nod. She's a far more suitable character to have to deal with for the next hour or so. Her acting is not nearly as atrocious as that of Chris Cannon, and she's much better to look at. This scene won't be landing in Lauren's greatest hits collection, although it does have its merits. Watching Chris' cock plow into her sexy, fat ass certainly isn't a bad way to spend 15 minutes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Lauren Phoenix, Chris Cannon, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, ATM, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Regrettably, Chris is the one who turns out to be the firefighter - hence, there will be no more Lauren Phoenix to speak of. However, Hannah Harper is an acceptable substitute. She also seems to be the focus of the combined affection of Cannon and St. Croix, the latter being the clear the alpha dog. Cannon's trinkets can't hold a candle to St. Croix's purchase of a shimmering dress in just the right size. Remember that, guys. Earrings and necklaces are nice, but knowing a woman's figure enough to buy her something that she feels sexy in is a surefire way to see her naked out of it. Of course, Hannah and Steve end up fucking like horny middle-aged lovers. By the end of this scene, they're both covered in glitter, as well as various amounts of cum and ass lube.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Steven St. Croix, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Anal, Blonde, Euro, Feature
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Porn Stars: Brooke Banner
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
This story begins to jump around a lot at this point (definitely a sign that a porno tragedy is looming). St. Croix and Hannah are gaga over each other. Chris Cannon plays the stoic loner, because his girl can't handle the dangers of his job. (Yeah right, she probably got sick of his comic book butt chin.) Then there's Brooke Banner and Tristan Seagal. They're the ancillary attractive couple in the group. Not much on personality - neither of them are fit to carry a major role in this production. They're simply content to meet and fuck like normal people do. My prediction is that one of them dies imminently. Thankfully, that doesn't happen before Brooke is finished using Tristan's cock for all it's worth.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brooke Banner, Tristan Seagal, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Brunette, Feature
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Porn Stars: Brooke Banner, Jordan Haze
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Scenes like this one are what make me hate Chris Cannon. Granted, it's not entirely his fault. The writing is shitty, and the only highlight is St. Croix making the occasional "Sixth Sense" comment in the background. What does any of this have to do with Jordan Haze and Brooke Banner? Absolutely nothing. But you should know that there is supposedly a story here. It's hard to tell with the unbridled anticipation of girl/girl box munching to come. However, try to contain yourself for a few minutes. Somewhere along the lines of rational thought, you have to realize that the answer to all of life's drama isn't "lesbians."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Brooke Banner, Jordan Haze, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Big Tits, Blonde, Brunette, Feature, Lesbian
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Porn Stars: Taylor Lynn
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Have you ever noticed that porn stars have a very sly and unique way of getting undressed? Regardless of what they're wearing, they always seem able to slink out of it in a sexy and graceful manner. Well, that is until Taylor Lynn tackles fireman's equipment. It's impossible to remove so much gear in a manner that makes anyone want to fuck you. She practically has to throw her tits in Chris' face to get him to do anything. But what would you expect from a chick slut firefighter? In terms of the skank hierarchy, these American heroines are notoriously the butchiest of the blumpkin blowers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Taylor Lynn, Chris Cannon, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Blowjob, Feature
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Porn Stars: Hannah Harper
Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Instead of a clever twist ending, Clousot leaves us with an unmitigated mess. You knew that Hannah Harper was going find love in the arms of a new man. Strip away all the firefighting bullshit and it's a story about a woman who loses her husband and needs to move on with her sex life. However, Tristan being the love interest is fucking absurd. He's the random dude that screwed Brooke before she goes lesbo. Tristan can barely hold a conversation in English, let alone be considered St. Croix's best friend. And what the hell happened to Cannon? Sonofabitch. If Hannah Harper weren't getting railed with passion right now, then I'd be mega-pissed about this whole movie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Hannah Harper, Tristan Seagal, Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Outdoor
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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Tristan has by far one of the most polarizing pop shots of the movie. Apparently, he's not afraid of his own spunk. I'm afraid of Chris Cannon's whiney, shooty load presentation.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Cum Shot Loop
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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
Brooke Banner is known throughout the industry as "Bitchy Brooke." Once you see this interview, there should be no question as to why Hannah has had multiple contracts and Brooke has had none.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Interviews
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Produced by: Sin City Video and Directed By Francois Clousot
This is St. Croix's favorite type of movie to do. It's all about him with zero consequence for his antics, save a bit of scolding from Francois.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Dec 31, 2009
Rebel Tags: Sin City Video, Directed By Francois Clousot, Behind The Scenes