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Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
I used to watch this kind of porn back in high school and college. "Oh man! I can't believe these two total rando's signed up to fuck each other for the first time on-camera! Why can't I meet chicks who would be down for that? I'm so drunk and lonely . . . (mental digression into furious spanking)." These days, I take a far different perspective on such wanton disregard for consumer intelligence. That red pill is a bitch!! I examine set-ups like Peyton Manning scanning a defensive alignment. Even the slightest twinge of anything out of character sets my senses ablaze - my immediate reaction being to torch the offending performer without mental hesitation. I put some of that to good use in this movie.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin
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Porn Stars: Isis Lee
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Most of you probably won't recognize Isis Lee, which is for the best. The whole point of this style of porn is to find a newbie with no history or baggage. Then it's easier for you to imagine that she's a college chick who answered an ad with her boyfriend, trying to score some extra beer and abortion money. Wouldn't it be nice, if we could all go on thinking that's how it works? Unfortunately, Joe's rhythmic robotic pounding of Isis' slender hips is more stunt cock than prom date. There's no chemistry in this scene at all. It doesn't help matters that Isis isn't a strong actress. She keeps staring into the camera or off in the distance like, "Is this over yet? Can I get paid now?" Pardon me for not believing that you're cumming extra hard from being bounced like a bad check.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Isis Lee, Joe Martin, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Interracial, Teen
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Porn Stars: Loni, Loni
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
It's been a while since I've used my grade school logic, but doesn't a school bus breakdown constitute a valid tardiness excuse? It seems far from necessary to accept rides from camera-holding scumbags who attend the "local college." Notwithstanding, I have seen girls in real life fall for way more pathetic ploys than this. You'd be surprised at how easy it is to convince a dumb slut of just about anything. All it takes is time. Well, the nine minutes required to convince Loni to put Tyler's cock in her mouth is a portion of my life that I'll never have back. She's lucky that those fat, floppy titties look like a lot of fun. To my surprise, Loni manages to pack more personality into this brief display of fucking than Isis was able to accomplish across the duration of hers.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Loni, Loni, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Interracial, Teen
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Porn Stars: Cris Taliana, Cris Taliana
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
There's no fucking around here. Cris Taliana jumps right into action fully naked. Personally, I'll take that level of enthusiasm over the pussyfooting of the first two fiascos. It's not like Isis and Loni nailed their scenes with surgical precision and efficiency. The girls might as well have been holding up signs like Wile E. Coyote. "This guy actually thinks he might not fuck me. . . (on the flipside) What a dolt." That thought never enters Cris' mind or the guy's who ends up plowing her. Now this is what boning Asian chicks is supposed to be like! Cris is so caught in the moment - she doesn't even care that the end of the bed is creeping closer. When you fuck someone right off the sheets, then you know that you're hitting buttons like Mortal Kombat.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Cris Taliana, Cris Taliana, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Editor's Choice, Interracial, Teen
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Porn Stars: Honney Bunny
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
No, this isn't an episode of the new Boston dating show that exclusively casts M.I.T. students. Andrew Rivera and Honney Bunny are genuine porn stars. They just happen to both speak with accents and dress like they came from a physics lab. What can I say? Intelligent kids like to fuck, too! In fact, I'd wager that they have hotter and more intense sex than dumbasses, because their clinical approach differs from intellectually inferior counterparts. A natural athlete can achieve success, but the true champion is a student of the game. Thus, this scene goes down in the kitchen and dining room while all the others were on the friendly confines of a mattress. Creativity takes smarts!!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Nov 19, 2009
Rebel Tags: Honney Bunny, Andrew Rivera, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Interracial, Teen