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Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Is it just me or are the Deep Crack girls getting much more attractive? Maybe it's because Stoney has done away with possibly caring whether they look like teenagers. He's started hiring talent based on their ability to fuck like a champ. Gee, it only took him twelve volumes to figure that out? The very loose translation between the Hollywood film and this pornofied series also continues to deteriorate. "Oh yeah, that one had a pool in it, too." The similarities end there. So good news: the sex is vastly improved. Bad news: the lame ruse of high school chicks is exposed.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis
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Porn Stars: Dominica Leoni
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
Let me make a proclamation: this sex is the best that Stoney Curtis has ever filmed for the series. Dominica Leoni actually achieves some chemistry with Brett Rockman. I know, right? No one was more surprised than me. Dominica must have a thing for huge hook-cocks or guys who struggle to hold out against her tight snatch. Maybe she finds it flattering. At any rate, it's a quality scene, despite all the bullshit banter at the beginning. Stoney had managed to stay on the wagon for a while by not interfering with the goings-on at Deep Crack. It would seem that he's returned to his old ways.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dominica Leoni, Brett Rockman, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice, Euro, Gaper
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Porn Stars: Dani Woodward, Sabrine Maui
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
If there's one skill that Dani Woodward possesses over almost every other whore in the industry, it's looking hot regardless of what she's doing. She never seems to get caught off-guard with anything. Now that might not sound like a lot, but try to picture the average person having sex. It's not a pretty sight. Even Brad and Angelina probably resemble sweaty monkeys awkwardly rubbing against each other, and her make-up doesn't stay pristine. That's what makes Dani so exceptional. She can be spread-eagled with her cheeks torn asunder like a prison inmate. It doesn't matter. Covered in cum? Well, that's a different story.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Dani Woodward, Sabrine Maui, Mark Ashley, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Asian, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Brooke Banner
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
I love it when a scene gives me lots to work with. If Brooke Banner's name gets called, then it's nearly automatic. Years before her newly reinvented image, Brooke was in her prime. Appearing before you is the version known affectionately in the industry as "Bitchy Brooke." I shouldn't have to explain the origin of that moniker. Notwithstanding her diva attitude, Brooke always knows how to initiate a sexual situation. For instance, she wants to go swimming. That might not have been Stoney's plan, but why not? It's sweltering outside and some natural improvisation has been sorely lacking in this series. Much like the previous two scenes, a solid sex performance puts this one in EC contention as well.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Brooke Banner, Tony Michaels, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Blonde, Piercing
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Porn Stars: Elizabeth Lawrence
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
And then Dick Delaware came along to ruin everything. He's like the shithead that shows up at the party right as everyone is hitting their stride. Immediately the room factions into a bunch of whispering groups. "Who brought Dick?" "I thought that guy wasn't invited." "He drugs girls to sleep with them." "I heard he licks terrible pussy." People start making excuses for why they have to leave, and the party quickly dies. Dick's a bonafide cooler, and he's killed the momentum that this movie had going for it. It's a shame, because Elizabeth Lawrence is a cutie who also loves to get dirty. She HAS been walking around with a butt plug tucked between her cheeks all day.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Elizabeth Lawrence, Dick Delaware, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, Brunette, Euro, Gagging, Toys
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Porn Stars: Sophia
Produced by: Celestial Productions and Directed By Stoney Curtis
Full DVD Review: Fast Times At Deep Crack High #12
This is going to sound weird. But in all his many scenes, I can't recall Sledge Hammer finger-blasting a bitch. I mean like seriously working over a pussy. Here he probes Sophia's box with his black sausage hands. She seems appreciative - as every girl, slut, whore or mother out there enjoys some diligent digital diddling occasionally. It's an excellent way to prep the field for the game without getting too involved. And with Sophia, Sledge's caring touch pays off in spades. If you don't spend enough time priming her motor, Sophia has been known to shut down. Instead, this one goes the distance.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Sophia, Sledge Hammer, Celestial Productions, Directed By Stoney Curtis, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Interracial, Outdoor, Piercing
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Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
You could commend Joe Laughlin for attempting a concept that I've never seen done before. Two girls, one guy, strictly blowjob, lots of cum swapping. After all, what straight male hasn't fantasized about a couple chicks going to town on his cock? But would it hurt to throw in some actual threesoming? Drawing an arbitrary line in the sand where the action stops is a surefire way to kill the fun! Might I make another suggestion, Joe? Try to grab some better dudes. This current stable looks like they've been sent out to pasture.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin
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Porn Stars: Jackie Moore, Tiffany Thomas, Tyler
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Cum Play With Me
And the award for lamest tattoo appearing in a threesome goes to . . .Tyler, for his Pittsburgh Steelers, Xtapolapocetl, Cobra Kai arm piece. Congratulations, dude - Ben Roethlisberger would be proud. Then he'd probably take you out on his motorcycle to pick up high school chicks. At least, you're smart enough to bang whores. They don't come back to haunt your career, assuming that your career is in porn. Jackie and Tiffany would never raise a stink. It's part of a nondisclosure agreement that every girl signs when she gets her nipples pierced. "Once your procedure is completed, you forfeit all right to sue anyone over anything, anywhere ever again."
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Jackie Moore, Tiffany Thomas, Tyler, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blonde, Blowjob, Brunette, Cum Swap, Editor's Choice, Piercing, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Annie Cruz, Daphne Rosen
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Cum Play With Me
It's such a waste for these two accomplished whores to be limited to merely sucking dick. What happened to the salad days of porn when people would be so bold as to fuck during threesomes? I know that's not the focal point here. But Daphne and Annie could make for one hell of an explosive scene together - between Annie squirting all over the place, Daphne's big tits flying in circles and Jack covering them both in jizz. They can still spit and lick cum off each other for as long as they want to!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Annie Cruz, Daphne Rosen, Jack Lawrence, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Asian, Big Tits, Blowjob, Brunette, Cum Swap, Interracial, Threesome
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Porn Stars: Ashley Jordan, Mary Jane, Tyler
Produced by: AMA Video and Directed By Joe Laughlin
Full DVD Review: Cum Play With Me
Captain crappy tat is back again, and he's brought another nipple pierced whore with him. Ladies and germs, put your hands together for Mary Jane. Her tramp stamp is migrating so far up her back that her slut status will be evident even when wearing a turtleneck. And it's not a false advertisement either. Mary Jane is super into this scene. It's almost on the verge of disconcerting. Ever had the misfortune of taking home a girl from the bar who seems too good to be true, and then you discover that she's as stable as Snooki? No wonder Tyler's stuck at half-mast. His cock is afraid!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Mar 16, 2010
Rebel Tags: Ashley Jordan, Mary Jane, Tyler, AMA Video, Directed By Joe Laughlin, Blowjob, Brunette, Cum Swap, Interracial, Latina, Piercing, Threesome
