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Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
This series continues to get better and better as the characters develop with every volume. It seems to be becoming less about Dick Smothers Jr.'s witty deadpan quips and more about tidbits of humor in between real sex scenes. Remember the first edition? There was hardly any sex involved at all. This one is packed to the brim with hot masturbation and plot-independent fucking. Of course, Billy Tyler still drives the story forward and eventually gets laid. That's always a given. But for true entertainment value, look no further than Nick Manning and Trina Michaels in the opener. It's a strong porn performance and genuinely funny.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo
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Porn Stars: Trina Michaels
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
As if I needed another excuse to love this series, the Nick Manning symbol! I honestly don't know if I could write something more hilarious for him myself. Clearly, this is a studio that gets his sense of humor and is willing to celebrate it the same way that we've tried to do here at American Vice. Hate on the dude all you want - his stroke is megatron. He puts a heavy duty pounding on Trina Michaels in the back of a Hummer stretch limo. Come on, how many times have you guys fantasized about doing that? You can't despise a guy for living the life. Even if you don't like him, I guarantee that you'll crack up at the verbal bitch slapping he gives Billy. It's just great comedy!
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Trina Michaels, Nick Manning, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Anal, Big Tits, Blonde, Editor's Choice, Feature, Piercing, Settings
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Porn Stars: Jana Cova
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
Jana Cova provides the visuals for this masturbatory interlude. It's something this series has been doing since the beginning. I commend the style. It breaks up the flow of an already loose format with some real porn material. You don't need to hassle with a storyline, set-up or even a justification for it. A quick scene of a hot girl fucking herself with a glass dildo requires no explanation. Sit back and enjoy it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jana Cova, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Blonde, Euro, Feature, Masturbation, Outdoor, Toys
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Porn Stars: Jenaveve Jolie
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
Billy discovers Dale DaBone taking care of a "stiff proposition," as he so eloquently puts it. Her name is Jenaveve Jolie. Frankly, it wouldn't make a difference if Billy showed up, hair on fire and being chased by a pack of rabid dogs - there's never a good reason to walk away from a hookup with Jenaveve. She's one of those few porn whores who can bend any man's will to her desires, clothed or not. So you can't blame Dale for putting everything else on hold for a few minutes with her. What you CAN blame him for is seizing the opportunity to show off his motorcycle and flashy jacket. Yes, Dale, you're so cool. And gay.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jenaveve Jolie, Dale DaBone, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Feature, Interracial, Latina, Outdoor
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Porn Stars: Alexis Malone
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
Another masturbatory interlude features one of my favorite porn stars, Alexis Malone. This isn't her first appearance in the series. Some of you may remember Billy's "special area" of his office? That was an awesome scene, and this one is equally as satisfying but in a different way. It's Alexis solo and showing off how sexy she can be by her lonesome. Believe me - that would be plenty for most of you.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Alexis Malone, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Blonde, Feature, Masturbation, Toys
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Porn Stars: Jezebelle Bond, Stephanie Swift
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
In porn valley, the craziest things pass as "quality control." As an example, you have a couple of girls lying around, playing with glass dildos and passing the time. How else are all those SoCal glass blowers supposed to know if their designs are hitting the right spots? It's true. In California, anything is possible. Always keep in mind that even something glorious can become a tedious job if you do it long enough. That's why Jezebelle and Stephanie take a break in the middle and go down on each other. I think it's written into their union contracts that they get dyke out breaks every ten minutes.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Jezebelle Bond, Stephanie Swift, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Brunette, Feature, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, Piercing, Toys
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Porn Stars: Monique Fuentes
Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
Despite an endless string of bonehead maneuvers and decisions, Billy always seems to find himself in a position to get laid in these titles. Perhaps it is true that being the workplace fuck-up isn't such a bad gig. You know how that guy who seems so dumb at your office is always the one taking chicks home from happy hour or sleeping with clients? Instead of resenting the fact that he gets to coast through life while taking credit for other people's work, maybe you should start emulating his behavior. You might lose your job or even be arrested, but you could definitely get some fine pussy out of it. Pussy like Monique Fuentes' . . .and that'd be totally worth it.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Monique Fuentes, Billy Tyler, Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Feature, Interracial, Latina
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Produced by: Nectar Entertainment and Directed By Johnny Diablo
Full DVD Review: Welcome To The Valley #04
OK, so maybe I misjudged Dale DaBone from hearing all the industry talk. He's not such a bad guy. I mean - everyone does call him gay. But actions speak louder than words anyway.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 3, 2009
Rebel Tags: Nectar Entertainment, Directed By Johnny Diablo, Behind The Scenes
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Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
American Hardcore continues to deliver hot title after hot title with seemingly no letup in their talent pool or format. The key is that they keep their sexual equation very rudimentary. Ass fucking doesn't necessarily have to be difficult, although most studios make it out to be. They mistakenly try to incorporate too many other gimmicks, as if seeing a big dick go into a hole that was not evolutionarily made for penetration isn't enough. What more do you need? Gapers? Yeah, we've got those also. But if you ask me, a movie can never go wrong with an energetic blowjob and some hard charging butt sex. It's the formula at work here, and everything appears to be turning out just fine for American Hardcore. Now if only we could deduce where Csilla came from?
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: DVD Reviews, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe
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Porn Stars: Vanessa Lane
Produced by: American Hardcore and Directed By Tommy Joe
Full DVD Review: Ass Fuck
Let it never be said that Vanessa Lane isn't hungry for cock. The fact that her aggressive blowjobbing in this scene prompted me to verbally exclaim, "Jesus Christ!" to an empty room should be testament enough of the effort she puts in. It's fucking wild! With Brett Rockman no less - who'd have thought? For whatever reason, Vanessa loves his deep sea rod of a cock. Fish On!! She doesn't seem to care where he sticks it either. Everything sends her into uncharted waters of sexual ecstasy. I haven't seen two people cut loose on hedonism like this since Kappa Delta raided our deep fryer after the senior bar crawl. The principal difference being that Vanessa's ass devouring Brett's cock is a beautiful sight to behold. A coven of chunky sorostitutes shoving pizza bites and chicken fingers into their mouths is not.
Posted by: AmericanVice.com on Jul 2, 2009
Rebel Tags: Vanessa Lane, Brett Rockman, American Hardcore, Directed By Tommy Joe, Anal, ATM, Brunette, Editor's Choice